Here are some of my jokes & headlines from recent Onion News Network segments. CONTROVERSIAL ANTI-GAY MINISTER COUNSELS HOMOSEXUALS ON HOW . CRITICIZES FOX NEWS CHANNEL FOR BEING TOO "PRO-OBAMA" .. WAL-MART'S NEW INTERNET DATING SITE MATCHES PEOPLE UP WITH
30 Nov 2011 The headline warns "Homosexuals in Trouble" and reports on Tuesday's Senate vote on the. ban same sex couples from living together, ban pro-LGBT websites , a Relationship-Oriented Gay Dating Site.